I've never understood why people don't like giving various tech support to their family.
in my situation at least, my parents taught me how to to crap in the toliet, not in my pants. I have to admit, I didn't get it at first. but they kept at it, and eventually I got it.
I gotta say, I'd much rather clean up a few bits of spyware once in a while then do what they had to do for me!!